Eager Beaver

"Every dog must have his day."
- Jonathan Swift


Lil Black Dog Named Donde

"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm."
-Rodney Dangerfield


Dog with Fabulous Hair

"If you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end." 
-Saudi Arabian Proverb


Two Huskies

"Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer."
- Leo Rosten


Chinless Dog

"When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten."
- Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance


City Dog Day in the Country

"Every dog is allowed one bite." 
- US Proverb


Topanga Doggy

"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk." 
- O.A. Battista


Chasing Geese

"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."
- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London


Barking Pug

“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.”
-George Graham Vest


Hipster Dog

Why keep a dog and bark yourself? 
- Proverb


Isha at Home

"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage." 
-Agnes Repplier


Stoop Dog

"If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it."
- Norman Rockwell


Shy Girl

"A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man."
- Frances Thompson, New York Times Magazine May 14, 1967


Spotty Cat

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."
-Mark Twain


Ebony & Ivory

"The old dog barks backward without getting up. I can remember when he was a pup."
- Robert Frost



"A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog."
- E N Westcott



"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'"
- Fred Jung Claus


Cookie Monster

"To err is human, to forgive, canine."
- Unknown


Boxer Pup

"J'embrasse mon chien sur la bouche!" (I kiss my dog on the mouth.)
- Unknown


Meet n Greet

"If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven."
- Frank and Ernest comic strip, an angel at St. Peter's gate, to a man seeking admittance


Cat's Eye

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
- Abraham Lincoln


Standing Chihuahua

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing."
- Lonzo Idolswine


Romeo & Juliet

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."
- cowboy wisdom


Home Sweet Home

"A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion."
- Washington Irving


A Sniffer

"If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven."
- Frank and Ernest comic strip, an angel at St. Peter's gate, to a man seeking admittance


Chicho in the Grass

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of ther universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made."
- Roger Caras



"When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news."
Charles Anderson Dana, 'What is News?', The New York Sun 1882


Coco & Leo

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now."
- Steven Wright


White Dog Waiting at Chango's

"There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog." waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.
- Lee Iacocca