Augie Takes Off
"Meow means woof in cat."
-George Carlin



“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” 
-Marilyn Monroe


Well Dressed Dog

"I find myself disappointed with those who are not interested in animals, they lack a certain warmth and tend to me a little self centered. Animal people have a certain empathy - this isn't just me talking now. Research has shown this to be true."
-Betty White


Petit Chien

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
-Charles M. Schultz


Elysian Park Thugs

"The biggest dog has been a pup."
- Joaquin Miller


Mao, the 250 lb Mastiff

"I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit."
-Jiang Qing


The Beggar

"Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew and dog will have his day."
-William Shakespeare


Big Dog, Little Dog

"A trifling ass bitch make the big dog growl, a bad ass bitch make the big dog proud."


Happy Belated Halloween from the Halloweenie Parade

One-Eyed Tellulah Back as a Show Girl
Tiny Pirate
Very Timid Dinosaur (perhaps this is why they are extinct...)
In Los Angeles, Even the Dogs Get Weaves
Scary Witch!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a fairy?
You're Never too Old for Halloween!


Happy Almost Halloween!

"I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes."

-Monica Piper


Two Doggies in the Window

"If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl."
-Jack Handey


On the Wrong Side of the Fence

"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."

- Charles Doran


Morning Stretch

Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: Trombone.


Black Wolf

Q: Where do eskimos train their dogs?
A: In the mushroom.