If Only I Could Reach....

"I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in."
-Uta Hagen


Serious Security System

"The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep."


I Don't Like Mondays

"Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building."


Waiting for His Playdate

"Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail."
- Virginia Graham


Henri's First Trip to Echo Park

"No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
- Louis Sabin


The Uncertain Lab-Mix

"Every dog must have his day."
- Jonathan Swift


Psst.... I've been dognapped..... get help!

"If you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end."
- Saudi Arabian Proverb


Oh Chicho!

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end."
- Max Eastman


You Talkin to Me?!?

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."



"We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment."
~George Eliot


Lost Larry

"Woof, woof, woof, woof... Who let the dogs out?!?"
-Baha Men


Say Cheese!

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
-Steven Wright


Not a Rough Treet

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. "
-Roger Caras


Dripple & Droopy

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what "should" be doing."
-Lonzo Idolswine


The Encounter

"Our task must be to free ourselves...by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty."
-Albert Einstein


The Welcome Committee

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog."
- German Proverb


The Bush with Two Heads

Q: What happens when a dog eats onions?
A: His bark is worse than his bite.



"Both humans and dogs love to play well in adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience."
-Jon Winokur


The Hunter

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
~Dereke Bruce


Button Eyed Doggy

"Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened."
-Anatole France


At the Crosswalk

"They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell."
-Emily Dickinson


Waiting for Daddy

Tis sweet to hear the watch dogs' honest bark
Bay deep-mouthed welcome as we draw near home;
'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark
Our coming and look brighter when we come.
- Lord Byron, Don Juan


Dog with Blue Trucks

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry


Super Chijuaha

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out."
-Princess Anne


Cowboy Pug

"Necessity has the face of a dog."
-Gabriel Garcia Marquez


Chicho Going Down the Stairs

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
-Groucho Marx


Ye Olde English Bulldog

"Dogs are our link to Paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit
with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing
nothing was not boring- it was peace."
-Milan Kundera


Dog with a Party Pail

"The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment."
Robert Falcon Scott


Chicho & Rocco Wait for the UPS Guy

"Any woman who does not thoroughly enjoy tramping across the country on a clear frosty morning with a good gun and a pair of dogs does not know how to enjoy life."
-Annie Oakley