7.31.2010

2 Angry Dogs in a Van that Could Jump Out and Attack Any Second


"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg
doesn't make it a leg."
-Abraham Lincoln

7.30.2010

Angry Muppet


"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
-Barf, John Candy

7.29.2010

The Oldest Profession


'Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers

7.28.2010

Faustian Dog



"Your dog is your best friend, but all he actually gives you is poop.
Reminds me of some of my human friends."
-Billy Sugger

7.27.2010

Perdido


"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go
home and examine your conscience."
-Woodrow Wilson

7.26.2010

Houdini


"To his dog, every man is Napoleon: hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-Aldous Huxley

7.25.2010

The Player


"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
-Gene Hill

7.24.2010

Dog Soup


"Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell."
-Will Judy

7.22.2010

Big Feet, Little Dog


"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he
wear a tail."
-Fran Lebowitz

7.21.2010

Au Secours!


"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections
than from kissing dogs."
-Barbara Woodhouse

7.20.2010

For the Cat Lovers


"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not."
- Ernest Hemingway

7.19.2010

How much is that Doggy in the window....


"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on."
-Colette

7.18.2010

Chicho the Clown


"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they
are the role model for being alive."
-Gilda Radner

7.17.2010

WHAT?!?


"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size,
because I bet there are some chihuahuas with some good ideas."
DEEP THOUGHTS, by Jack Handy

7.16.2010

Who Eez Eet?


"I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons."
-Will Rogers

7.15.2010

Sad Eyes

"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog."
-Kafka

7.14.2010

me not meth



"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There is so little hope for advancement."
-Snoopy