Hoi Polloi

"Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him."
-William Shakespeare


Katahula Cutie

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. "
-Phil Pastoret


Bow Legged Chihuahua

"Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods." 
- Haitian Proverb


White Dog with a Pink Moustache

"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." 
Edward Hoagland


White Dog on a Cracked Driveway

"A dog that runs after two bones catches neither." 
- English Proverb 


Gazing Great Dane

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." 
- Fran Lebowitz


Bully Resting

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" 
- Unknown


Dog 'n' Crocs

"The things that make me very angry are injustice and bullying. If I see someone bullying a woman or child in the street, or kicking a dog, I go completely mad."
-Susannah York


Dog on the Move

"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.  They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death.  Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying."  ~George Bird Evans,Troubles with Bird Dogs


Coco and the Bike

"Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves." 
-Karl Kraus


Who Doesn't Love a Puppy?

"Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer."
-Leo Rosten


Tuesday Blues

"Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you."
-Fran├žois Rabelais


Chihuahua at the Park

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
-Phil Pastoret


Night Night Smiles

"If you take a character and you call him a frog, or like Rowlf, our dog, call him a dog, you immediately give the audience a handle."
-Jim Henson


Two Frenchies and a Pair of Shoes

"You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be." 
-Don Van Vliet


Brown Dog

"The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting."
-Marge Schott


Stella the Boxer

Man to dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." 
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."


Two on the Porch

"It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high." 
-Steven Seagal 


Psst.... The Crow Flies at Noon....

"If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?" 
-Oskar Schindler 


Dog and a Vase

"Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday."
-Thornton Wilder


Dog in a Yard

"The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you."
-Francois Rabelais 


Sweet Jinx

"If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal."
-Enid Bagnold 


Two Old Dolls

"The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals." 
-Kit Williams 


Let them Eat Cake

"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
-Lewis Grizzard


Open Wide

"Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth."
-Alvin Adams 


Dogs in Clothes

"The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built."
-Samora Machel