Home Sweet Home

"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?"
-Robert Brault



"Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning."
-Liam Neeson 


Wild-Eyed Chihuahua in a Sweater on a Hill

"Something that would make me remember what joy felt like. Something miraculous, something magical, something I couldn't believe existed. Something like ... a chihuahua?" 
-Mary Beth Crain


Chicholina in the Alley

"You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be." 
-Don Van Vliet 


Dog with a Tennis Ball

"The human imagination... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open." 
-John Berger 


Mr. De Mille, I'm Ready for My Close-up.

"Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man."
-Andres Segovia


Lil Doggie

"I would rather be beaton and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog." 
-Davy Crockett


Stare Down

"When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary."
~ Honore de Balzac


HUGE DOG! (and a litttle dog)

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." 
~ Ogden Nash


Perplexed Henry

"With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog."

-Edward Jesse


Grouchy Dog

"You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag."
-Norman Wisdom 



"Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog." 
-Earl Derr Bigger


Angry Dog in a Bad Sweater

"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
- Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner's Society Singles Group


Red Dog on Stairway

"The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage." 
- Danish Proverb



"I'm gonna walk a little bit of dog."
-Patsy Cline


Black Dog, Red Lion

"Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day." 
-Darrell Royal


The Puppy Brigade

"What are little boys, made of?
Frogs and snails,
And puppy dog tails,
That's what little boys, are made of”


Jungle Pup

"The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment."
Robert Falcon Scott 


Big Excited Puppy

"She was trusted and valued by her father, loved and courted by all dogs, cats, children, and poor people, and slighted and neglected by everybody else."
-Anne Bronte


Dog Getting Squashed

"When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn't behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You must give humbly, and thank him for allowing you to have a part in his hunger." 
-Giovanni Guareschi 


Dog Eating a Van

"The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be."
-Konrad Lorenz


The Great Escape (Attempt)

"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it."
 -Louis Sabin


A Bit of Chaos

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."

- Joe Weinstein


Christmas Dachsund

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she's not infected with the concept of what I should be doing."
-Lonzo Idolswine



"The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals."
- James Thurber



"All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."
- Samuel Butler


The Decision

"A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.


Shiny Chihuahua

"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why." 
~Author Unknown


Really Freakin Cute Dog

"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage." 
~Agnes Repplier