Big Dog, Little Dog

"A trifling ass bitch make the big dog growl, a bad ass bitch make the big dog proud."


Happy Belated Halloween from the Halloweenie Parade

One-Eyed Tellulah Back as a Show Girl
Tiny Pirate
Very Timid Dinosaur (perhaps this is why they are extinct...)
In Los Angeles, Even the Dogs Get Weaves
Scary Witch!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a fairy?
You're Never too Old for Halloween!


Happy Almost Halloween!

"I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes."

-Monica Piper


Two Doggies in the Window

"If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl."
-Jack Handey


On the Wrong Side of the Fence

"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."

- Charles Doran


Morning Stretch

Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: Trombone.


Black Wolf

Q: Where do eskimos train their dogs?
A: In the mushroom.


Lil Doggie

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." 
- Gene Hill


Blue Eyes

Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!


Dog at the Beauty Salon

"Utility is the true criterion of beauty."
-Rittmeister Captain Max von Stephanitz 


Chicho's Big Move!

"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to."
-Joe Gores


Chicho Bored by Architecture

"Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog." 
-Sidney Jeanne Seward


Henri in Frogtown

"Do not respond to a barking dog." 
-Moroccan Proverb


Three Loud Dogs

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or
fight its enemies is lunch." 
-Michael Friedman


One and a Half Dogs

"There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego."

-Janet Schnellman


Dog with Bangs

“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.”
-George Graham Vest 


Fighting for a Close Up

"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."

-Bonnie Schacter


Free Range Chickens

"An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead."

-Nancy Mitford


Lucky & Rocco on Independence Day

"Pet a dog where he can't scratch and he'll always be your friend."
-Orville Mars


Lil Doggie

"You own a dog; you feed a cat."
-Jim Fiebig


Isha's Profile Pic

"A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart"

-Judy Desmond


Begging Dog

"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind"

-Theodorus Gaza


Chicho and the Lion

"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect."

-W.R. Koehler


Red Dog

"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."

-O. A.


Smiling Chicho, Hidden Pit

"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress."

-Louis Sabin


Grouchy Frenchie

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog."

-George Graham


Awkward Red Heeler

"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog."

-James Thurber


Pony Boy at the Garage Sale

"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away"

 -Unknown Dog


Teddy Dog

"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."



Wet Dog

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."

-Bonnie Wilcox


Curious Pit

"One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him"
- Chinese proverb



"A passerby who meddles in a quarrel that's not his is like one who grabs a dog by the ears."

-Proverbs 26:17


Chicho Getting Carnal

"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." 
-Jack London 


Fenced In

"I watch my dogs.  They throw themselves into everything they do; even their sleeping is wholehearted.  They aren't waiting for a better tomorrow, or looking back at their glory days. Following their example, I'm trying to stick to the present."
-Abigail Thomas


Stuffed Dog

"No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog."
-Stanley Leinwoll



"The fate of animals is of greater importance to me than the fear of appearing ridiculous;  it is indissolubly connected with the fate of men."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)


Waiting at Walgreen's

"The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to his level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his"

-James Thurber


Where Grey & White Cats Go to Chill

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."
 -Abraham Lincoln


Big Puppy at the Lake

Beware of a silent dog and still water.
-Latin Proverb


Meet the Barkers

"When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars."
-Corey Ford


Tiny Puppy!

"A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates."
-Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)


A Curious Nose

"And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is — but, then, he's the one who paid for it."
-Julia Glass


Three Dogs in a Run

"It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money."
-Lawrence Garfield, (played by Danny DeVito), Other People's Money


Chicho Takes a Break

"My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language.""
- Morey Amsterdam