Heeere's Johnny!

"Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways."
-Ogden Nash


On the Lam

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" 
--M. Facklam


Another Little White Dog Behind a Fence

"That indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution, the dog."
-John Sparrow


Chicho Needs a Coffee

"God Made the earth, the sky and the water, the moon and the sun. He made man and bird and beast. But He didn't make the dog. He already had one."
-Native American saying


Little Dog, Big Teeth

"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.  They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death.  Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying."
-George Bird Evans


Chango Cutie

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!


A Nose by any Other Name...

~I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. 
-Steven Wright 


Mopsy in the Clink

A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.
-Portuguese Proverb


Shiny Puppy

"There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Charles Schultz


Cue Sarah McLachlan

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-Dereke Bruce


At Stories on Sunset

"About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog."
- Edgar Watson Houe


Suspicious Basset

"I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?"
 - Alexander Pope


Bully Rasberry

"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." 
Winston Churchill


The Scream

"Dogs wait for us faithfully."
-Marcus Tullius Cicero


Canine Erectus


"The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
-Dave Starr


The Street Sweeper

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."
- Mordecai Siegal


Bambi Look-a-Like

"The small percentage of dogs that bite people is monumental proof that the dog is the most benign, forgiving creature on earth." 


The Urban Chijuaja

"I have always felt it was human arrogance that assumes that only people have souls."
     -Anne Raver


Puzzled Dog

"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?"
-Larry Reeb


Dog with a Heart Shaped Head

"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." 
-Steve Bluestone


The Cutest Dog on the Block

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl." 
- Penny Ward Moser


Chicho Yawning in the Cool Grass

"A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along." 
- E B White


Uncertain Dog

"A dog has the soul of a philosopher." 


Yappy Yapperson

"When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!"
-David Starr Jordan


The Brave One

"I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." 
~ Hippolyte Taine


Chicho & Henri Relax after a Long Tussle in the Sun

"Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun." 
- Indian Proverb



Tallulah the One-Eyed Frog Princess

"The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic."
-Henry Ward Beecher


Captain America and His Penguin

"Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us, yes, but they haven't been true to themselves."
- Clarence Day



"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." 
-Samuel Butler