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"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
- Martha Scott

Drooling Dog with One Blue Eye

"A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing."
- Thomas Nashe

Working Girl

"The biggest dog has been a pup."
- Joaquin Miller

Silver Dog

"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
- Steve Allen

Friendly Chicho

"Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs."
- George Chapman

AM-PM Chicho

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end."
- Max Eastman

Hipster Chicho

"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."
- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

Parked Chicho

"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
- Steven Wright

Trailer Park Chicho

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
- Henry Wheeler Shaw

Pug on the Move

"People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it."
-John Jay Chapman

Timid Dog

"I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world."
- Samuel Johnson

Two Crazy Little Dogs at the Lake

"I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."
- Steven Wright

Mama Dog

"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."
- "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy

Garage Sale Dogs

'If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it."
- Norman Rockwell