Big Dog, Little Dog

"A trifling ass bitch make the big dog growl, a bad ass bitch make the big dog proud."

-Webbie



Happy Belated Halloween from the Halloweenie Parade

One-Eyed Tellulah Back as a Show Girl

Tiny Pirate

Very Timid Dinosaur (perhaps this is why they are extinct...)

In Los Angeles, Even the Dogs Get Weaves

Scary Witch!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a fairy?

You're Never too Old for Halloween!

Happy Almost Halloween!

"I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes."

-Monica Piper



Two Doggies in the Window

"If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl."
-Jack Handey

On the Wrong Side of the Fence

"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."

- Charles Doran

Morning Stretch

Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: Trombone.

Black Wolf

Q: Where do eskimos train their dogs?
A: In the mushroom.

Lil Doggie

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." 

- Gene Hill

Blue Eyes

Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Dog at the Beauty Salon

"Utility is the true criterion of beauty."
-Rittmeister Captain Max von Stephanitz 

Chicho's Big Move!

"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to."
-Joe Gores

Chicho Bored by Architecture

"Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog." 
-Sidney Jeanne Seward

Henri in Frogtown

"Do not respond to a barking dog." 
-Moroccan Proverb

Three Loud Dogs

"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or
fight its enemies is lunch." 
-Michael Friedman

One and a Half Dogs

"There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego."

-Janet Schnellman

Dog with Bangs

“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.”
-George Graham Vest 

Fighting for a Close Up

"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."

-Bonnie Schacter

Free Range Chickens

"An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead."

-Nancy Mitford

Lucky & Rocco on Independence Day

"Pet a dog where he can't scratch and he'll always be your friend."

-Orville Mars



Lil Doggie

"You own a dog; you feed a cat."
-Jim Fiebig

Isha's Profile Pic

"A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart"

-Judy Desmond

Begging Dog

"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind"

-Theodorus Gaza

Chicho and the Lion

"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect."

-W.R. Koehler

Red Dog

"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."

-O. A.

Smiling Chicho, Hidden Pit

"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress."

-Louis Sabin

Grouchy Frenchie

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog."

-George Graham

Awkward Red Heeler

"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog."

-James Thurber

Pony Boy at the Garage Sale

"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away"

 -Unknown Dog

Teddy Dog

"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."

-Maeterlinck

Wet Dog

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."

-Bonnie Wilcox

Curious Pit

"One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him"
- Chinese proverb

Pepe

"A passerby who meddles in a quarrel that's not his is like one who grabs a dog by the ears."

-Proverbs 26:17

Chicho Getting Carnal

"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." 
-Jack London 

Fenced In

"I watch my dogs.  They throw themselves into everything they do; even their sleeping is wholehearted.  They aren't waiting for a better tomorrow, or looking back at their glory days. Following their example, I'm trying to stick to the present."
-Abigail Thomas

Stuffed Dog

"No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog."
-Stanley Leinwoll

Dog?

"The fate of animals is of greater importance to me than the fear of appearing ridiculous;  it is indissolubly connected with the fate of men."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

Waiting at Walgreen's

"The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to his level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his"

-James Thurber

Where Grey & White Cats Go to Chill

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."
 -Abraham Lincoln

Big Puppy at the Lake

Beware of a silent dog and still water.
-Latin Proverb

Meet the Barkers

"When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars."
-Corey Ford

Tiny Puppy!

"A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates."
-Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)

A Curious Nose

"And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is — but, then, he's the one who paid for it."
-Julia Glass

Three Dogs in a Run

"It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money."
-Lawrence Garfield, (played by Danny DeVito), Other People's Money

Chicho Takes a Break

"My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language.""
- Morey Amsterdam