Chihuahua at the Park

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
-Phil Pastoret

Night Night Smiles

"If you take a character and you call him a frog, or like Rowlf, our dog, call him a dog, you immediately give the audience a handle."
-Jim Henson

Two Frenchies and a Pair of Shoes

"You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be." 
-Don Van Vliet

Brown Dog

"The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting."
-Marge Schott

Stella the Boxer

Man to dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." 
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."

Two on the Porch

"It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high." 
-Steven Seagal 

Psst.... The Crow Flies at Noon....

"If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?" 
-Oskar Schindler 

Dog and a Vase

"Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday."
-Thornton Wilder

Dog in a Yard

"The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you."
-Francois Rabelais 

Sweet Jinx

"If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal."
-Enid Bagnold 

Two Old Dolls

"The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals." 
-Kit Williams 

Let them Eat Cake

"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
-Lewis Grizzard

Open Wide

"Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth."
-Alvin Adams 

Dogs in Clothes

"The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built."
-Samora Machel