Serious Security System

"The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep."
-Chanakya 

I Don't Like Mondays

"Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building."

-Jim Hightower

Waiting for His Playdate

"Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail."
- Virginia Graham

Henri's First Trip to Echo Park

"No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
- Louis Sabin

The Uncertain Lab-Mix

"Every dog must have his day."
- Jonathan Swift

Psst.... I've been dognapped..... get help!

"If you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end."

- Saudi Arabian Proverb

Oh Chicho!

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end."
- Max Eastman

You Talkin to Me?!?

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
- Woody
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."
- Norm

Mastiff

"We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment."

~George Eliot

Lost Larry

"Woof, woof, woof, woof... Who let the dogs out?!?"

-Baha Men

Say Cheese!

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
-Steven Wright

Not a Rough Treet

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. "

-Roger Caras

Dripple & Droopy

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what "should" be doing."
-Lonzo Idolswine

The Encounter

"Our task must be to free ourselves...by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty."
-Albert Einstein