The Welcome Committee

To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog."

- German Proverb

The Bush with Two Heads

Q: What happens when a dog eats onions?
A: His bark is worse than his bite.

Killah

"Both humans and dogs love to play well in adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience."

-Jon Winokur

The Hunter

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

~Dereke Bruce

Button Eyed Doggy

"Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened."

-Anatole France

At the Crosswalk

"They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell."
-Emily Dickinson

Waiting for Daddy

Tis sweet to hear the watch dogs' honest bark
Bay deep-mouthed welcome as we draw near home;
'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark
Our coming and look brighter when we come.

- Lord Byron, Don Juan

Dog with Blue Trucks

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry

Super Chijuaha

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out."

-Princess Anne

Cowboy Pug

"Necessity has the face of a dog."

-Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Chicho Going Down the Stairs

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx

Ye Olde English Bulldog

"Dogs are our link to Paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit

with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing

nothing was not boring- it was peace."

-Milan Kundera

Dog with a Party Pail

"The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment."
Robert Falcon Scott

Chicho & Rocco Wait for the UPS Guy

"Any woman who does not thoroughly enjoy tramping across the country on a clear frosty morning with a good gun and a pair of dogs does not know how to enjoy life."

-Annie Oakley