"I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes."
-Monica Piper
"If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl."
-Jack Handey
"A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog."
- Charles Doran