Home Sweet Home

"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?"

-Robert Brault

Whitey

"Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning."
-Liam Neeson 

Wild-Eyed Chihuahua in a Sweater on a Hill

"Something that would make me remember what joy felt like. Something miraculous, something magical, something I couldn't believe existed. Something like ... a chihuahua?" 
-Mary Beth Crain

Chicholina in the Alley

"You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be." 
-Don Van Vliet 

Palm Springs Dinosaur

“All the thoughts of a turtle are turtle”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Duchess, Queen of the Alley between Mohawk and Waterloo

"I do honour the very flea of his dog."
-Ben Jonson 

Dog with a Tennis Ball

"The human imagination... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open." 
-John Berger 

Mr. De Mille, I'm Ready for My Close-up.

"Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man."
-Andres Segovia

Lil Doggie

"I would rather be beaton and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog." 
-Davy Crockett

Stare Down

"When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary."
~ Honore de Balzac

HUGE DOG! (and a litttle dog)

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." 

~ Ogden Nash

Perplexed Henry

"With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog."

-Edward Jesse



Grouchy Dog

"You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag."
-Norman Wisdom 

Gremlin

"Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog." 
-Earl Derr Bigger

Angry Dog in a Bad Sweater

"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
- Bonnie Schacter, Founder of the Single Pet Owner's Society Singles Group

Red Dog on Stairway

"The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage." 
- Danish Proverb

Siesta

"I'm gonna walk a little bit of dog."
-Patsy Cline

Black Dog, Red Lion

"Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day." 
-Darrell Royal

The Puppy Brigade

"What are little boys, made of?

Frogs and snails,

And puppy dog tails,

That's what little boys, are made of”



Jungle Pup

"The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment."
Robert Falcon Scott 

Big Excited Puppy

"She was trusted and valued by her father, loved and courted by all dogs, cats, children, and poor people, and slighted and neglected by everybody else."
-Anne Bronte

Dog Getting Squashed

"When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn't behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You must give humbly, and thank him for allowing you to have a part in his hunger." 
-Giovanni Guareschi 

Dog Eating a Van

"The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be."
-Konrad Lorenz

The Great Escape (Attempt)

"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it."

 -Louis Sabin

A Bit of Chaos

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."

- Joe Weinstein

Christmas Dachsund

"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she's not infected with the concept of what I should be doing."
-Lonzo Idolswine

Playdate

"The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals."
- James Thurber

Trapped

"All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it."

- Samuel Butler

The Decision

"A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
-Buddha 

Shiny Chihuahua

"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why." 

~Author Unknown

Really Freakin Cute Dog

"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage." 

~Agnes Repplier