12.31.2010
12.30.2010
12.29.2010
12.28.2010
12.27.2010
Black Nose
"And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is — but, then, he's the one who paid for it."
-Julia Glass
12.26.2010
A Good Reason for a lot of Fence
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!"
-Groucho Marx
12.25.2010
Ragdog
"I know that dogs are pack animals, but it's difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles . . . and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdales?"
- Yvonne Clifford
12.24.2010
12.23.2010
Sugar
"Where did it come from, and at what moment in time did it walk out of the deserts and forest to sleep at the foot of man?"
-Mordecai Siegal
12.22.2010
12.21.2010
Some dogs Love the Camera
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!"
- Groucho Marx
- Groucho Marx
12.20.2010
Brown Dog on a Roof
"All trees have bark.
All dogs bark.
Therefore, all dogs are trees.
The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree."
-Unknown
12.19.2010
Chicho Looking Pretty at Stories
"You may bribe a soldier to slay a man with his sword, or a witness to take life by false accusation; but you cannot make a hound tear his benefactor."
-Sir Walter Scott
12.18.2010
12.17.2010
Poor Baby!
12.16.2010
12.15.2010
Regal Puguahua
Q: If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
A: A dog, so my wife would love me more.”
-Oscar de la Renta
12.14.2010
Desperation
"The small percentage of dogs that bite people is monumental proof that the dog is the most benign, forgiving creature on earth."
-W.B.Koehler
12.13.2010
Scary Smile
"I consciously choose the dog's path through life. I shall be poor; I shall be a painter..."
-Vincent Van Gogh
12.12.2010
Chicho in the Doghouse
"Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage."
- Agnes Repplier
12.11.2010
12.10.2010
Lola & Tinkerbell
"Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors."
-Benjamin Cheever
12.09.2010
Dog in a Cement Yard
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-Fran Lebowitz
12.08.2010
2 Killer Chihuahuas
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-- Anne Tyler
12.07.2010
12.06.2010
12.05.2010
Pretty Little Dog
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."
-Samuel Butler
12.04.2010
At the Mobile Dog Wash
"Thus every dog at last will have his day -
He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow;
The grub today's a butterfly tomorrow."
-Peter Pindar
12.03.2010
12.02.2010
12.01.2010
Golden Eye
"When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'"
- Rudyard Kipling
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