Heeere's Johnny!

"Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways."
-Ogden Nash

On the Lam

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" 
--M. Facklam

Another Little White Dog Behind a Fence

"That indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution, the dog."
-John Sparrow

Chicho Needs a Coffee

"God Made the earth, the sky and the water, the moon and the sun. He made man and bird and beast. But He didn't make the dog. He already had one."
-Native American saying

Little Dog, Big Teeth

"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.  They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death.  Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying."
-George Bird Evans

Chango Cutie

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

A Nose by any Other Name...

~I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. 
-Steven Wright 

Mopsy in the Clink

A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.
-Portuguese Proverb

Shiny Puppy

"There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Charles Schultz

Cue Sarah McLachlan

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-Dereke Bruce

At Stories on Sunset

"About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog."
- Edgar Watson Houe

Suspicious Basset

"I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?"
 - Alexander Pope

Bully Rasberry

"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." 
- Winston Churchill

The Scream

"Dogs wait for us faithfully."
-Marcus Tullius Cicero

Canine Erectus

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"The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
-Dave Starr

The Street Sweeper

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."
- Mordecai Siegal

Bambi Look-a-Like

"The small percentage of dogs that bite people is monumental proof that the dog is the most benign, forgiving creature on earth." 
-W.B.Koehler

The Urban Chijuaja

"I have always felt it was human arrogance that assumes that only people have souls."

     -Anne Raver

Puzzled Dog

"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?"
-Larry Reeb

Dog with a Heart Shaped Head

"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." 

-Steve Bluestone

The Cutest Dog on the Block

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl." 
- Penny Ward Moser

Chicho Yawning in the Cool Grass

"A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along." 
- E B White

Uncertain Dog

"A dog has the soul of a philosopher." 
-Plato

Yappy Yapperson

"When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!"
-David Starr Jordan

The Brave One

"I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." 
~ Hippolyte Taine

Chicho & Henri Relax after a Long Tussle in the Sun

"Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun." 
- Indian Proverb

Psychic Poodle with a Man Coming Out of His Head

"A dog's best friend is his illiteracy."
- Ogden Nash

Tallulah the One-Eyed Frog Princess

"The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic."
-Henry Ward Beecher

Captain America and His Penguin

"Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us, yes, but they haven't been true to themselves."
- Clarence Day

Arfro-Pug

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." 
-Samuel Butler