Angry Little Dog

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
-Franklin P. Jones

Jailbird

"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really."

-Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Angry Nose

"I prefer mutts. The artificial construction of the gene pool is bad for the species as a whole. In a restricted gene pool, the defects pile up. The truly superior specimen is the outbred, not the inbred."

-Michael Swift

Green Eyed Cat

"Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein

A Cacophony of Dogs

"My dog is half pitbull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!"
-Craig Shoemaker

Black Nose White Fence

"I am because my little dog knows me."

-Gertrude Stein

Chicholina Laughing

"God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there."
Billy Graham

of DOG

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark Twain

Angry Jindo

"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."

~Will Rogers

Two Dogs in a Pick Up

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend
their lives."
-Sue Murphy

Lipstick Dog

"Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway."
-Talmud

The Dog Walker

Animals are such agreeable friends--they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
- George Eliot

The Great Escape

"The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage."
- Danish Proverb -

Tribble

“Histories are more full of the examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”
Alexander Pope

Dog in the Window

"The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man."

~Robertson Davies

Kilroy

"It is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog. "

-Charles Darwin

The Shark

"Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch."

-George Carlin

PALS

"Right now Jack lives with me. Jack is my Jack Russell. I also have a Yorkie named Ginger, but Jack and Ginger can't be in the same place at the same time because she is very jealous. Even if Jack's not in the same state, she would growl if she heard his name."

-Mariah Carey

Whispers

"Dogs are like hot chocolate on a cool day. They make you feel all warm inside."

-Breanna Pevec

Red Robe and Lots of Dogs

"A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life."

-Bob Barker

Bright Eyes

"My little dog---a heartbeat at my feet."

-Edith Wharton

The Wrath of Fido

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the

fight in the dog."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

Psst...

"I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source."

-Doris Day

Dirty Happy Chicho

"You become responsible forever, for what you have tamed."

-Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Statler and Waldorf

"Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man."

-D.H. Lawrence

Gone Fishin'

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals

are treated."

-M. Ghandi

Roosters (not Dogs)

"Was there ever a dog that praised its fleas?"

-W.B. Yeats

Green Eyes 'n' Crocs

"We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to

us in the uncritical canine attachment."

-George Eliot

Rasberry

"The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,

The first to welcome, foremost to defend."

-Lord Byron

Sweetie

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,

and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

-John Steinbeck

Running Dog

"When a dog runs at you, whistle for him."

-Henry David Thoreau