2 Angry Dogs in a Van that Could Jump Out and Attack Any Second

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg

doesn't make it a leg."

-Abraham Lincoln

Angry Muppet

"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

-Barf, John Candy

The Oldest Profession

'Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence

that you are wonderful."

-Ann Landers

Faustian Dog

"Your dog is your best friend, but all he actually gives you is poop.

Reminds me of some of my human friends."

-Billy Sugger

Perdido

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go

home and examine your conscience."

-Woodrow Wilson

Houdini

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon: hence the constant popularity of dogs."

-Aldous Huxley

The Player

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."

-Gene Hill

Dog Soup

"Who kicks a dog kicks his own soul towards hell."

-Will Judy

Beige Dogs in a Beige Yard in front of a Beige House

"Don't let the same dog bite you twice."

-Chuck Berry

Big Feet, Little Dog

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he

wear a tail."

-Fran Lebowitz

Au Secours!

"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections

than from kissing dogs."

-Barbara Woodhouse

For the Cat Lovers

"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not."

- Ernest Hemingway

How much is that Doggy in the window....

"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on."

-Colette

Chicho the Clown

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they

are the role model for being alive."

-Gilda Radner

WHAT?!?

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size,

because I bet there are some chihuahuas with some good ideas."

DEEP THOUGHTS, by Jack Handy

Who Eez Eet?

"I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons."
-Will Rogers

Sad Eyes

"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog."

-Kafka

me not meth

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There is so little hope for advancement."
-Snoopy