Puppy with a Huge Paw!

"To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different."
-Ralph Boston

Spotty Nosed Guard Dog

"Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?"
-Jack LaLanne

Picnic by the Lake

"I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog."
-Cornelia Funke

Strutting Solo by the Lake

"The dog that trots about finds a bone."
-Golda Meir

Dog with a Goatee

"Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail."
-Martin Luther

Frog Dog

"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
-Erma Bombeck

Farrah Pawcett

"The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got."
-Will Rogers

Twins

"In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason."
-Ernest Hemingway

Fox Terrier with Sleeves Rolled Up

"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
-Mitch Hedberg

Chunky Chihuahua

"He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog."
-Rainer Maria Rilke

The Hunter

"The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey."
-Ernest Thompson Seton

Nez

"I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him."
-William H. Macy

Playing at the Park

"It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high."
-Steven Seagal

Snaggle Tooth Sweetheart

"Quarreling over food and drink, having neither scruples nor shame, not knowing right from wrong, not trying to avoid death or injury, not fearful of greater strength or of greater numbers, greedily aware only of food and drink - such is the bravery of the dog and boar."
-Xun Zi

Roadside Grassy Snacks

"The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too."

-Donna Shalala

Green Eyed Cat

"I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?"
-Anne Tyler

Foxy Lass

"A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them, the better they be."
Thomas Fuller

Frolicking Puppy

"Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner."
Ice Cube

Chiccolina Laughing

"To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog." 
- German Proverb

Two White Dogs Behind a Fence

"Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?"
-John Lewis

Little White Dog who Refused to Walk

"The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you."
-Francois Rabelais

Enthusiastic Hello

"Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change."
-Alan Alda

The Shining

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
-Tommy Cooper

ATM Dog

"Quarreling over food and drink, having neither scruples nor shame, not knowing right from wrong, not trying to avoid death or injury, not fearful of greater strength or of greater numbers, greedily aware only of food and drink - such is the bravery of the dog and boar."
Xun Zi

Crazy Blue Eye

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." 
-Joe Weinstein

Black Angel

"I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through."
-Cat Stevens

Foiled!

"The art of love... is largely the art of persistence."
-Albert Ellis

Gramophone Dog

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
-Dave Barry

The Inverted Poodle Cut

"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell."
- Emily Dickinson

Dog on a Mission

"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog 
cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit 
and you ain't no friend of mine."
-Elvis Presley

Pocket Pal

"I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."
- Steven Wright